The Evidence for Why Diane Has "Earned" a Boat

Charlie's dream car the 1966 Mustang. Purchased for me, according to him.

Charlie's dream to be a farmer. E-I-E-I-O...

Doesn't every family have a bulldozer for all of the around the house projects???

Finally, the "investment". I am not so optimistic.

For the evidence presented above, I ask you, the jury, to give a verdict of guilty, with a sentence of: Promise to buy your wife a boat already!

.... and here we are!